My Friend

My has many names. Gurken, Gurky, Gurkles, Merkin, Merky, Merksy, Squishy, Squishkin, Rumple Squishkin, Smilecat, Squishcat, Mercat, Meerkat, Joseph Sweeny, POSS (Push-over Sad Sack), Bouscoller Triste Sac (POSS in French), and most recently Baby Turtle. He has a dry sense of humour (in a good way), and he talks really quietly (which is really annoying sometimes because you can't hear what he is saying). He walks kind of like a hunch-back but he can run really fast if he needs to. He plays the electric guitar and he spends a lot of time practising it. He is not very open with secrets and he keeps everything to himself no matter how much I pester him.